so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
Actually that’s the result pesticides have on bees. So, we’re the dumb fucks.
We performed Alan Watts in different accents on the front porch: we’d read a paragraph and pass it off to the next for the next accent: enlglish, scottish, indian, bat man, ol greg, man-about-to-orgasm, George Bush, ganster, more ol greg, lol. Just take a moment to imagine Ol Greg reading Alan Watts aloud. Your Welcome.
Already giddy and goofy when minor improv breaks out of what was a semi deep philosophical discussion- I hope I remember for a long time.
Ever have that moment while watching a movie for the first time where you realized how much you were enjoying it and how sad you were that it could never be the first time again?
I just had that moment…. but about my life.
I laughed so, hard so continuously, that aside from nearly asphyxiating for not being able to breath- I’ve also acquired quite a convincing smoker’s cough.
Good productive day at work. Heading to our back yard to lay on the beach before facing the traffic home.
BONUS- there’s a grocery store on the beach so it won’t be weird for me to shop in a bathing suit and cover up. to buy: BANANAS, spinach, OJ, beef, mushrooms.
We will rock you!
This made me hear something with my eyes instead of my ears.
that’s the power of queen, my friend.
Dr. Who, True Blood, and Last Week Tonight.
Hayao Miyazaki on life
I WROTE 2 OFFERS TODAY!